Freebsd Fortunes 4

In this world there are only two tragedies.  One is
not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.

In time, every post tends to be occupied by an
employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.
                -- Dr. L.J. Peter

In /users3 did Kubla Kahn
A stately pleasure dome decree,
Where /bin, the sacred river ran
Through Test Suites measureless to Man
Down to a sunless C.

In war it is not men, but the man who counts.
                -- Napoleon

In war, truth is the first casualty.
                -- U Thant

In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?

In wine there is truth (In vino veritas).
                -- Pliny

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree
But only if the NFL to a franchise would agree.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forest ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
                -- S.T. Coleridge, "Kubla Kahn"